patrick lavin
By SubwayBoi
What a little stoner, That boi who's dressed in blue. He's such a fucking moron, And his breath is smelly, too. His name is Mr. Lavin, His eyes are brights and odd. He claims that he's a stoner, But that's just a fascade. His ears have way too many holes, He sleeps with little girls. He's wearing kandy bracelets, They're made around the world. He thinks that he's a raver, But we all know his lies. He thinks he likes the ladies, In truth he sleeps with guys. And so I write this poem, For Pat, who ain't a Jew. Because he knows I love him, And I know he looooves me too. Written January 22nd, 2002 © on Jan 22 2002 04:45 AM PST 0 • 8
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