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the better raver

By SubwayBoi

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unce unce unce unce I know trance, I know dance, I know house, I know booty, I know it all. I know DJ so-and-so, And DJ whats-his-face, And DJ something-or-other signed my CD. unce unce unce unce I've been raving for eighty years, That's way longer than you. And I know more people than you, And more terms, And more dance moves. I can do light shows like nobody's business, And give the best massages. See that girl behind the counter there? She gave me free water. unce unce unce unce Think you can match me? Think you know more? Think people like you? Well think again. Because I told them not to. And I have a reputation. unce unce unce unce I get my E for five, And my K for ten. You still pay for weed? Man, what a loser. unce unce unce unce So don't even try to match my record, You'd better just shut up. And if something interesting happens to you, I'll make some better shit up.For anyone who raves - ever notice an underlying tone of elitism from certain ravers? Just wonderin' Written February 12th, 2002 © on Feb 12 2002 05:18 AM PST   0 • 9

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