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I'm a Guy!!! (Bronze)

By Sunshine

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The alarm is buzzing 7:30, time to wake up Got to put on my dress And catch the school bus Something's different as I sit up I want to find out so I look down at my boobs Hey where'd they go?!? I've got hair on my legs I really feel fat What? I feel something extra in my shorts Oh gosh what is that?!? What's happening to me? I'm a a guy! Now I have a reason For a zipper fly Hey I'm kinda strong! I don't look that bad I just gotta borrow Some clothes from my dad Learn how to trim my mustache I've never had to shave So many razor cuts I'm glad I know first aid! They call me Sunshine They'd call this boy "gay" My new handle is Butch Since I've got a girlie name Walking through the hall at school I hear the choir sing Oh, a girl just winked at me SHWING! THINKING: Sex,sex,sex,sex Sex,sex,sex,sex Sex,sex,sex,sex Sex,sex,sex,sex Sex,sex,sex,sex Sex,sex,sex,sex Sex,sex,sex,sex Sex,sex,sex,sex It's now dark Ok, I've cleared my head Sex,sex,sex,sex Enough! Time for bed The EndI just love making ppl laugh Written February 24th, 2002 © on Feb 23 2002 03:50 PM PST    0 • 14

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