Peanut Butter Bliss(erotic and funny)

I am here to tell you Peanut Butter rules It has the power to heal and chase away the blues Loved the world over by people and animals too Whether it’s the crunchy or creamy smooth It tastes great on bread and veggies too No matter how you eat its nutritious for you I spread mine on my...well I won’t say where But it sure feels good when it’s licked from there A spat between lovers can be healed and everything made right With a few spoonfuls of peanut butter placed just right Spread it on bananas and apples too But the best way to eat it is right from the spoon Cover an ear of corn with it and hang it in a tree And watch the birds come and devour it with glee And then there’s a yummy peanut butter shake It’s a sure-fire way to ease a stinging heartache As a hot oil treatment it is divine Brings dull dry hair right back to a great new shine Spread it on those heads that are completely bald And hair will be growing in no time at all Now if milk and cookies are your pleasure My peanut butter cookies you will treasure Incredibly delicious from start to finish Making all your day’s troubles seem to diminish Now you’re laughing and shaking your head Thinking this is a lot of hogwash you have just read Georgia is the peanut capital of the world it is true So would a born and bred Georgia girl lie to you? Mom put a little on my pacifier when I was a baby It smoothed my teething gums and kept me happy She put it on my toast, and even on my grits Is it no wonder I am passionate like this? But do not take my testimonial words on this Try any brand and but the best one is “JIFF” Spread it on absolutely "anything" and eat away And soon you’re having a Peanut Butter Blissful Day!I vouch for all the many uses for peanut butter stated here.Now you'll just have to try them andd see if they work you too.:)Besides its so darn delicious.Have fun! Written November 12th, 2001 © on Nov 12 2001 12:13 AM PST   10 • 14 • 16