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Just a Pubic Hair

By tommyjoe

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I am just a pubic hair There really is no where That I can go for emotional support I ask the other pubic hairs And they come up with nasty retorts. My days are long and difficult Nothing much occurs The only time I receive attention Is shower time, and it hurts I see a lot of things around But nothing really happens much I don’t get any exercise But as a pubic hair, I don’t need it as such I get a good view of my owner getting pleasure And sometimes I get to cop a feel But mostly it’s just pressure It can be fun and sometimes it is But after play time I get all covered by jizz It’s not a glorious life style But it’s a job that’s needed Oh, wait…nevermind, it’s not “Please let me go!” I pleaded I don’t want to be a pubic hair I would like to be much more But most people don’t hire pubic hairs I really would be quite poor… I can’t commit suicide either Over nothing do I have control I can just stay here and wait For the root to scream “Oh, no!” When I hear the cry I know it’s almost over I will just fall away and die The next time he bends over.Maybe I really am on crack... Written September 23rd, 2001 © on Sep 22 2001 04:58 PM PST   10 • 0 • 14

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