Whoa!

I was swinging through the jungle Just like Tarzan. Limb to limb, vine to vine I swung without a care in the world Objects hit me in the face Hit me in the crotch But I was steel baby 100\\% stee---ooooh!! Okay, that one hurt a bit But I’ll be fine. Just let me sit over here for a second… Whoooh….whoooh….oookay… Almost ready… Whoa! Who is that? A half naked lady swinging through The trees, casually going along And I thought I was the only indecent One here in these woods Oh, well…time to go Chase her along…gotta get some of that It’s not everyday you see an ass like that Especially of the same species Lions and tigers and bears, oh my They get old, believe me… No moans with the lips…so sensual No more forest…it’s buildings now. Hmmm…drugs are bad, how did that happen? Okay…sidetracked…why am I here? Oh, the girl…hmmm. Where could that piece of tail have gone? Shit…over there…I’ve got her now Crap! An overly-large and burly man Has just blocked my way! Oh, no! Shit, that suck…but this is my reality… Kick his ass even without SEAL training Haha I love this! Why fight? Why chase? I don’t have to This is MY reality, bitch! Mmmmm I got you now! Hooo-eeeey!! 5 star hotel here we come No shabby motel for this lay… I’m wakin’ up in style. Nevermind…I was wrong. I just wake up the same old way: Hot and sweaty with a massive hard on. Damnit…This is an actual dream of mine...except the last part. That was all too real...LOL Dedicated to the lovely genius Abyssia...thank you for all of your help. Written September 26th, 2001 © on Sep 25 2001 08:08 PM PST   18 • 0 • 14