Dream Rocket [sc 9]

One day on the way to yoga class I lost Grandma's Favorite Button somewhere I back tracked all my steps real fast But I couldn't find it anywhere I remember waking up that day with bed head looking in the mirror at my elephant eyelashes I ran outa mascara and used a magic marker instead because it would have worked the fastest My doodie butt brother ate creamed corn for breakfast and I had some left over chopped suey I left it in the microwave way too long and it kinda ended up all gooey I searched my purse for some chapstick later and checked myself for belly button lint I remembered my Chihuahua ate mashed taters I thought maybe that's where the Grandma's button went But wait, I think I remember the rump roast that we had the night before naaa that wouldn't be where the button was lost cuz I had checked all over the floor Please Cosmic God's give me a sign Of where this button could be I've retraced my steps nine hundred times and it's no where that I've seen The spatula I threw at my Doodie Head brother was still laying there on the ground Maybe I can replace Grandma's button with another or hire and detective and a blood hound I've looked so much I've got googly eyes and my armpits are dripping sweat not finding the button is no surprise it's where it's at that I just don't get I sat in the park and day dreamed a while hoping it would come back to me all of the sudden Brad Pitt walked by; flashed a smile and i knew the Cosmic God's where looking out for me Brad Pitt? In the Park? How lucky could I be? I was wearing my favorite thong underwear In hopes he would take them off of me! but please don't let there be buttfuzz in there. I followed him down to his car; oh my god will he realize I'm drooling on myself Brad Pitt? In the Park? How fonging odd? he was looking at me and not anyone else I licked my thin little chicken lips and closed in with my hands on his face i was hoping i wouldn't be a clutz and trip i'm not one for style and grace THEN IT DAWNED ON ME WHERE THE BUTTON WAS How could I forget that I stuck it in pocket! I woke up from that dream; I musta been on drugs DAMN THAT WAS AN AWESOME RIDE: A DREAM ROCKET!wooo hooo Jen come take a ride with me LOL! Written April 7th, 2002 © on Apr 07 2002 12:04 PM PST    0 • 14