Ice Cream Monster

I look upon my spoon so nice and shiney I'm thinking "OH NO! MORE FAT ON MY HINEY" I'm dipping, diving, into this gallon container If I eat this whole thing, getting fatter... no brainer God this is tempting, almost half is eaten This ice cream I'm downing, it has me beaten It's so creamy cold, I can't stop at all But if I do, Into this chocolate I'll fall Whipped cream and syrup, is good as a topping God, I'm gonna hurl, so the floor I'll be mopping Stop me before I eat the whole thing now God, I'm so fat, I look like a cow Chocolate Chip Mint, Mocha Fudge Coffee Top it with nuts, whipped cream, and toffee I don't really care what kind I've got I love ice cream, with fudge that is hot Gosh, I'm getting brain freeze again Is eating this much ice cream considered a sin? Ice cream monster, he has gotten to me It's making me eat it, HELP ME, SET ME FREE Please take this cold spoon out of my hand My fingers are frozen, so hurry if you can Frostbite has set in, I'm losing this battle Set me out in the pasture with the rest of the cattle Just don't let me see, the deep freezer again Because I know the Ice Cream Monster will win!I got the munchies... H E L P M E !!!! Written February 27th, 2002 © on Feb 27 2002 02:12 PM PST    0 • 14