I've Got The Bug! HELP!!!!

i have snot running out of my ears drowning in it, is what i fear i've blown and blown and blown my nose nothing comes out, isn't that how it goes? my nostrils are so extremely raw i feel like i'm breathing through a straw i've run out of kleenex, now what do i do? blow my poor nose on my shirt? EWWW! i feel like there's no skin left on my nose from blowing it so much, the bone's starting to show nothing seems to help, not pepper, not sprays i've really had a problem, blowing it these days i'm sick, at home, alone in bed eating the chicken soup i've been fed trying to exterminate this bug that i've got pills, syrups and OJ can't make it stop please oh please bug, just go away so i can sleep and have a better day i cough and i wheeze, i feel like shit i feel like i've been thrown in a pit run over by a truck, hit by a plane this darn old bug, is being a real pain advil don't help me, neither does tylenol i'm beginning to think i won't get better at all maybe tomorrow will be a better day and i will no longer feel this way gallons and gallons of gatorade have come and gone i've peed so much, i've sang the "Pee Pee Fairy" song sprays to make my throat fill better but i can't help that i feel under the weather so bring me some antibiotics and ice a nice cold rag on my eyes, might feel nice oh no! there my nose goes again i'm fighting this bug, but i just can't win!I'm sick in bed and needed a laugh! lol! Thanks Sheer for the idea!... anyone got any kleenex? ACHOOOOOO!!! scuse me! Written March 21st, 2002 © on Mar 20 2002 06:59 PM PST    0 • 14