A Modern Pastoral
By vithano
Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pressures prove, That pills and Prozac, instant meals, And having six children in one house feels. There we will sit upon the couch, Like a kangaroo’s kids in a kangaroo’s pouch, Blind, oblivious, naked and small, Though, as grown-ups, we’d think we were tall. But I will make thee lots of poses, Mostly virile, but sometimes quote Moses; Drive the car like Lancelot would And be surrounded by pals like Robin Hood. A pose made of the finest wool Which over our eyes I’d subtly pull; And though the cold were sometimes too much, Beneath the sheets, our fingers would touch. Anger, angst and other modern vices Are un-pastoral annoyances: So if these vices kill your love, Come to the bed, don’t touch the stove. Our children six shall dance and sing And drive us crazy every morning; If these six imps thy mind may move, Then lie with me and be my love.I hope it's obvious which poem I'm parodying. =) Written November 12th, 2001 © on Nov 11 2001 08:49 PM PST 0 • 8
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