Ballad of the bathtub

"Sitting h e r e l a t e nights S  a  d o v e r m    y latest strife I need Y o u                                   Now m o r e  t h a n  e v e r                                 I guess that you wil..."

"A good life's been wasted A fine soul left out to dry Get me out of this hell hole Before I have to die I'm sitting here alone Biding my time Bored to the bone Writing a rhyme While my heart gently ..."

"Her again? I thought she was gone But I guess my love just goes on I thought she was out of my mind I guess she'll be staying for a while I keep thinking about her beautiful smile I've had a close en..."

"Her eyes were as green as emeralds, Her lips were rubies and more A smile that sparkled like diamonds Her head was a jewelry store!Hey, I told ya it was short... Written November 11th, 2001 © on Nov ..."

"The steak was as tough as leather, The chicken smelled like a zoo The potatoes were a day of bad weather, The veggies tasted like shoe. Dessert had the texture of highway, The milk was a tall glass of..."

"What's that feeling in my tummy? Did it come from the beans that were so yummy? I hate to say it but I must confess I went and took a pill - Gas-X Supposedly it stops the gas From getting into one gr..."