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Diner Queen (Parody of Dancing Queen)

By WhiteMidnight

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

You can boil, you can fry, serving that cake and some pie. Fill that cone with ice cream, diggin' the Diner Queen. Friday night and the lights are low People looking for dinner to go Where they serve some good food, treat you like a king, But these people eat anything You could give them day-old pie Raw burgers with cold french fries With a bit of ketchup, everything is fine You're in a mood, take a chance Eat so much you unzip your pants... Chorus You are the Diner Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Diner queen, 3 egg omelette with a side of greens You can boil, you can fry, serving that cake and some pie. Slice that meat,cut it lean, diggin' the Diner Queen. Go to the oven, you turn it on Leave it burning and then you're gone Cooking up yet another, anything will do You're in a mood, take a chance Eat so much you unzip your pants... ChorusEh. Not my best. Written November 11th, 2001 © on Nov 11 2001 11:46 AM PST   20 • 0 • 14

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