Jackie. Here, take it. ...dammit... :)
Hey everyone, Jackie forced me to write a poem for her. Here goes... There once was a girl from Nantucket... Juuuuuuuuust kidding, here's the real thing... So there's this girl who plays the flute She thinks Zaretsky is a fruit She'd like to kick him in the balls, But she's only 2 feet tall. The story of Jackie starts out like so: One day 14 years ago She was born to her mother and father, Since then, she's gotten three inches taller. She has a dog, her name is Shaina, She ate some chocolate - what a pain-a! Jackie doesn't care too much, that's a fact Cause it was from her sister's backpack So aaaaaaaaanyway... I was her height when I was three, And for saying that, she's gonna kill me For my birthday, she bought me a strobe, It's pretty damn cool, don't ya know? Such is Jackie, short and small And yet...she plays basketball Crazy talk is what I call it, But who cares? I have a picture of her in my wallet... ;)Kaaaaaaaaaaaaay... Written January 17th, 2002 © on Jan 17 2002 02:32 PM PST 0 • 14
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"Hey everyone, Jackie forced me to write a poem for her. Here goes......"