Missing!
I'm a big guy, 280 pounds to be exact When my sister was missing my mind went whack I was playing in the street, with her as the ball She was tossed a bit too hard and we both hit the wall That knocked the wind outta me, and seeing as I'm fat I began to dream of having a drink - so I did just that. I went inside with my friend and we sat down Suddenly - my sis was gone - we began to look around I began to panic, but then I said real fast, "No need to worry, something's stuck up my ass..."for those of you with no sense of humor, he sat on her... Written December 31st, 2001 © on Dec 31 2001 01:07 PM PST 10 • 0 • 14
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"I'm a big guy, 280 pounds to be exact..."