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By WhiteMidnight

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Hello, agent 000, this is Dick Cheney speaking My torso's getting cramped up and my legs are weak'ning If this goes on any longer, I'll be in the creamatorium Oh wait - I forgot! - my battery is nickel-cadmium! I can stick my plug into the wall and get recharged like so As long as I don't let the American people know Just don't use the electric, or else I'm fucked Because then this vice president will self-destruct... Written February 23rd, 2002 © on Feb 23 2002 06:01 AM PST   0 • 14

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