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Thanks, Novacaine

By WhiteMidnight

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

My body feels like a hurricane, My head aches like a bitch But my mouth is numb - thanks novacaine You will not see a twitch. It started, you see, a few months prior To my dental cleaning I was playing "Chicken*", my friend was a liar, I could feel him leaning. I was almost victorious I almost knocked the guy down It would have been glorious But my friend was a clown He bent back a little bit I fell and hit my mouth It was quite a large hit - All I could say was "Ouch". They rushed me to the doctor My teeth they had to pull As for my "friend" - what a shocker - I suffocated him with wool The next three months I ached all around I had a horrible migraine But my mouth was on the ground Thanks Novacaine!AA, for you again. Got a little off subject. * - Chicken is a game on which one person stands on another person's shoulders and fights against someone else doing the same. Written November 11th, 2001 © on Nov 11 2001 09:13 AM PST   10 • 0 • 14

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