The 5th Adventure of Ass Ilemevoli
"Shit!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. "Ass," Shandra Kopel, my assistant and wife, said, "Don't attempt to say that word anymore." "My love," I said, "I was esentially describing what was coming out of me." Love at first sight can hurt - especially when it's with Shandra. "The score of the game was 20-17, Patriots," she said. That, right there, was what I loved about her - Root underdogs on, even if you would lose money. She, as helpful as she is, can be a pain though With her constant nagging and whatnot... Then, out of nowhere, I heard a cry for help. "Help," Nameless Character #1 yelled. My name is Ass Ilemevoli - P.I. When everything goes dark at night, I can leap into action like a cheetah When I found the girl calling for help, Sara Sanders, she said that her neckalce was gone So I asked her if she had checked her neck On it, a necklace, the one in question was found. None other than Ass Ilemevoli could solve a crime like that, AND shave his beard at the same time. Oh, the other thing I meant to tell you - Quails are funny looking birds.I realize that this is neither a poem, nor does it make sense. But there is a hidden message in there... Written February 4th, 2002 © on Feb 04 2002 09:18 AM PST 0 • 14
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""Shit!" I yelled at the top of my lungs...."