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Unwanted Visitor

By WhiteMidnight

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

What's that smell that's oh-so-tart? Oh no, oh dear, it's foreign fart! My nose is running, my eyes are burning My head is pounding, my stomach churning Why could this guy not hold it in? Why'd he commit this mortal sin? Finally, salvation - the crowd clears I blow my nose and wipe my tears If you ask me, my vote is cast Hang the man who let gas pass... Written January 21st, 2002 © on Jan 21 2002 11:24 AM PST   0 • 14

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