Pinocchio with Mooseman (Haiku) (somewhat adult)

"I know a girl with hair as soft as silk strands And eyes so blue they’ll make the sky feel guilt and One look’ll make the crazy postal guy a milkman This spilt can of worms, demands to be heard She’s ..."

"What am I? Man or a beast? Machine or primitive? Ready for most but with plans for the least Loose lips cause everytime Zeus flips Cuts up your squad watching as red juice drips Thunderbolt slicing th..."

"Easy pen, come on I don't know why you don't write Anything clever for me it's just paper it won't bite I'll get you the finest inks from Budapest Come on write the first word, my brain'll do the rest..."

"It’s hard enough to keep my best, not my worst face While I struggle just to make it to first place Staring at all these walls like small detours And smiling at every person that ever called me poor B..."

"I've been a genius since the first week, aboard this earth When grabbing my chart from my doctor made me translate it to nurse speak Incarceration, I see my fears and start to face them And realize th..."

"I made myself crazy but the world made me snap Uber human, twice as strong and four times braniac Physicist extraordinaire, strategist with skills to spare No attention span, dyslexic and still aware ..."