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Potpurri Rant (Rant #5)

By zeusdawg

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

If you think I’m gonna fail, don’t give me the assignment Any word you write on that page, I can rhyme it I’ve got scholars from the universe reading my rhyme schemes While I sit and sip OJ at my autograph signings So you’re mad cuz I’m hyperactive That’s the only thing that you can say when I’m distracted? You better stop, cuz you’re staring at a colossal one-eighty I.Q. That wouldn’t think twice before rolling through some lady like you So stop and think before you reach and degrade my book Jeff may be my given name, but Zeus the name I took Is coming for you, while screaming an incredible laugh That makes you sound crazy explaining to the medical staff Let me say that thunderbolts ain’t no joke And electricity goes from me to the hayters causin’ smoke So I’ll work on my swaying, and my quick wit So you can work hard on trying to catch up to it Written March 14th, 2002 © on Mar 14 2002 09:42 AM PST   20 • 0 • 1

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