Mi Darling Muse.

Mi darlin' Muse, aw coax and pet her,     To pleeas yo, for aw like nowt better;     An' if aw find aw connot get her     To lend her aid,     Into foorced measure then aw set her,     The stupid jade!     An' if mi lines dooant run as spreetly,     Nor beam wi gems o' wit soa breetly,     Place all the blame, - yo'll place it reightly,     Upon her back;     To win her smile aw follow neetly,     Along her track.     Maybe shoo thinks to stop mi folly,     An let me taste o' melancholy;     But just to spite her awl be jolly,     An say mi say;     Awl fire away another volley     Tho' shoo says "Nay."     We've had some happy times together,     For monny years we've stretched our tether,     An as aw dunnot care a feather     For fowk 'at grummel,     We'll have another try. Aye! whether     We stand or tummel.     Sometimes th' reward for all us trubble,     Has been a crop o' scrunty stubble,     But th' harvest someday may be double,     At least we'll trust it;     An them 'at say it's but a bubble,     We'll leeav to brust it.