dan sagel

"First he plummeted forth From his mother's foul crotch, To torment us, just watch! On our conscience, a blotch; To scar from east to west, In the south and north. Written November 8th, 2001 © on Nov ..."

"Unholy baby Eating the souls of all men Must smother it quickly Too soon it will grow Murder us all bloodily Why does God hate us? Jalan the jolly Jalan the foul destroyer Jalan the kitty By a thou..."

"First he will defile Your bowls of cereal With the most depraved Of perverted acts Undulating the convulsing Grinding and drooling His fingers working The devil's evil work Next he will shave All hi..."

"Oh jesus, She's got it to my head! She's going to put it in my mouth Oh god oh god Whore. She's gone crazy this time, Someone please call the police Yeah, it's no wonder dad hates you I would too if m..."

"Okay guys, i know i haven't been as prolific as Jalan, and i've had a couple choice, although occationally regretable, words for a select few, i am also on my way out.  I will miss you all, and i will..."