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"I found American Literature's wallet last night in the parking lot of the supermarket, lying on the wet pavement -- Seeing I was driving cab on the Mid-town graveyard shift and had a coupl..."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to present, live from the firmament... She is late for dinner, as usual. But she is beautiful. She knows it, which makes her a force to be reckoned with, I reckon..."