Will Fakespeare

"Spare Change Shakespeare                   Oh for "Spare Change", I beg unto thee!                   cans't thou part with one thin farthing                   for the unfortunate likes of me? ..."

"Verily (we roll along!)                   Oh thou most foolish of fowl                   the plot doth thicken                   but forsooth and alas                   thou remaineth a chicken..."

"A  Cold Dark Colour                   Oh poverty bringeth pain,                   and thou arth such a drain!                   A rock in my soul                   an impediment to every goal ..."