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A comical sex change for the better.(as sung to the tune of: 'Old time rock and roll.' by Bob Seage

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Here's a solution for old george whose pissedto help resolve the fighting as he'd wishjust one more idea for his tiny liststo end the war using a tactical twist~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O->Let's capture Bin Laden alive.....unharmedand when we've got him handcuffed, and unarmedwe'll spirit him away without alarmto lead a new life that will match his charm.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O->we'll send him off to Sweden where they'll takeaway the balls he does not have, and makeBin undergo a sex change, then he'll bea Bimbo Laden who'll we'll soon set free~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+We'll feed bin hormones until he grows breaststhe size that Afghan men all love the bestHis big brown eyes will glare from his smooth facenow free from hair, he'll face his next disgrace~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+We'll drape him all in black from head to toewith veils and covered flesh...a fashion showthen on him we'll tattoo a big surpriseA U.S. flag inside his hairless thighs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+Then when he looks just like a Taliban girlwe'll fly him back across our troubled worldand leave him near the Taliban's front lineperfumed but sweaty, he'll make quite a find~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+I'm sure he'll undergo a heavy sessionlike his Islamic women face oppressionhe'll offer them a patriotic feastand learn the pleasures of being a beast~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+No longer leading, humbly he will bowthey'll bend him over, and they'll teach him howand maybe he'll know in his twisted brainthe way that they treat females is insane~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+He'll cry to Allah through a blur of painto grant him pardon but he will remaina she forever on the desert plainliving a life debased, and quite profane.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Artis-(c)-2001 Written November 8th, 2001 © on Nov 08 2001 03:15 AM PST    adult • humor • spiritual

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"Here's a solution for old george whose pissedto help resolve the fighting as he'd wishjust one more idea for his tiny liststo end the war using a tactical twist~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O->Let's capture Bin Laden alive.....unharmedand when we've got him handcuffed, and unarmedwe'll spirit him away without alarmto lead a new life that will match his charm.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O->we'll send him off to Sweden where they'll takeaway the balls he does not have, and makeBin undergo a sex change, then he'll bea Bimbo Laden who'll we'll soon set free~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+We'll feed bin hormones until he grows breaststhe size that Afghan men all love the bestHis big brown eyes will glare from his smooth facenow free from hair, he'll face his next disgrace~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+We'll drape him all in black from head to toewith veils and covered flesh...a fashion showthen on him we'll tattoo a big surpriseA U.S. flag inside his hairless thighs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+Then when he looks just like a Taliban girlwe'll fly him back across our troubled worldand leave him near the Taliban's front lineperfumed but sweaty, he'll make quite a find~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+I'm sure he'll undergo a heavy sessionlike his Islamic women face oppressionhe'll offer them a patriotic feastand learn the pleasures of being a beast~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+No longer leading, humbly he will bowthey'll bend him over, and they'll teach him howand maybe he'll know in his twisted brainthe way that they treat females is insane~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+He'll cry to Allah through a blur of painto grant him pardon but he will remaina she forever on the desert plainliving a life debased, and quite profane.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Artis-(c)-2001..."

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