My Favorite Simpson's Quotes (collaboration with mystysaint)

From the greatest TV show of alltime, comes a comprehensive list of their most witty statements. "It tastes like burning" Ralph "Wow Dad! How'd you do that?" "It's a flower" Bart and Homer "Okay pie, I'm going to come at you like this...(mouth moving up and down as if eating something), and if you get eaten, it's your own fault" Homer "Eat your fish heads Bart" Marge "Hello Smithers, You're  quite    good  at  turning  me  on" Smither's computer with a face of Mr. Burns "Go banana" Ralph "No beer and no TV make Homer something, something...." "Go Crazy?" "DON'T MIND IF I DO!" Marge and Homer "DOH!" okay this one's a given "Okely dokely neighboroonie" another given "Aaaahhh, beeeer" Homer of course "squeek squeek squeek" Maggie's pacifier "BUUURRRRPPP" Barney "WooHoo" Homer "Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking through the phone." Marge "An all syrup, super squishee? Such a thing has never been done" Apu "I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink" Barney "Give me my dignity. I just came here to see 'Honk if you're horny' in peace." Homer "Crying isn't going to bring the dog back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. Maybe if you ate a lot of dog food, your tears would start to smell like dog food. So you can sit here and eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food so it brings the dog back, or you can go out and find him" Homer "Uh oh, 2 independent thought alarms in one day. The children are overstimulated. Willie remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms." Skinner "AAHH! My retirement grease" Willie "Life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead." Homer Well that's it for now, but maybe someday a new list will arise, but until then.... "Thank you, come again" Written January 16th, 2002 © on Jan 15 2002 05:57 PM PST   10 • 0 • 14