Oh To Be A Badger Assassin
By catz
Oh, To Be a Badger Assassin! I know not yet of what I speak but then I’m not a poetic geek perhaps someday they’ll let me learn for this awesome knowledge I do yearn and if ever I’m allowed to know a’ bandersnatchin’ I will go though I’m not quite sure for what they stand I feel it’s a good thing for all the land Badger Assassins can’t be bad they’re righteous folks, for which I’m glad because this much fun must be pure however, soon I shall be sure that is of course if they allow me in to bandersnatch, I will begin I’ll uphold this mighty group, I will down in the valley and over the hill and everywhere there’s poetic sin I’ll urge them to stop and start over again if the mighty badgers should cast me out I’d cry and beg and plead and pout for one more chance to prove my worth to bandersnatch on this good earth so please, please consider me, an honored Badger Assassin to be Dee Garner November 5, 2001 Written November 5th, 2001 © on Nov 05 2001 04:10 AM PST, Dee Garner humor • noguest • other
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