Looking For The G

More than anything, I always want to be A lover that sends ... their lover to ecstasy Cries of sensation are not enough for me I just have to know, did I find the G? Webster's wasn't any help I have to admit The only written info was smut someone smit 'Strictly reference research' as I search furtively To find out exactly, just where is the G? After extensive investigation into written reference I find dissatisfaction with location indifference (My best source came from a lesbian named "Honey", who described the stimulation throughout chapter three) I've done my homework and now expect to be The wonder of the world known as "Mister G" Now all I got to do is figure out how to be A little bit longer to touch it sensationally Without the endowment of a Johnny Wad (Honey writes forget it, too elusive for a man-clod) But she doesn't know men, so I disagree Men know nuts and bolts ... technical gadgetry Off to the novelty store to find a solution With a little pull, I'll Johnny up my contusion (If it makes an inch of difference, my lover may indeed, profusely admit that I found the core of her need) I spot a cylinder with a pump all attached Seems you fit it over and then ... voila! What a snap! In no time at all I'll have a locker room display And a G spot finder ...(Which is what I really crave) With laundered cash, eyes down low, I pay for my find (Then take back roads all the way to cover my tracks behind) Once safe inside my place, I open it ... now I see! With a little vacuum, I'll be a big boy indeed! I feel so excited as I attach this bad boy maker Forget the instructions ... I'll pump up a near 10 rater As the vacuum increases I sense an immense change Oh my goodness! Never, ever ... in my wildest dreams! It filled the cylinder from bottom to near the top I should have been satisfied but I just couldn't stop ... "Seen it all too often" ... I hear faintly in emergency Brains sucked into you-know-where in quest of the GThis is bawdy ... be forewarned !!! just poking fun at "shortcomings" :0) Written February 10th, 2002 © on Feb 10 2002 05:58 AM PST, Chris Kramer    0 • 16 • 14