A Fake Tan

"There is a little biscuit, Staring back at me, I told it not to worry. I`m cutting down you see. Its got a lovely chocolate coat, But I still refuse to try it, I can`t be giving in so soon, Its the f..."

"It`s a structure of great beauty, it`s remarked on every day, It`s probably the finest And has to lie a certain way It stands up every morning it`s more than just perfect it makes the others jealous ..."

"Dirty Pants, Ladish chants Dandruff and grease, Bitten nails Emails Anything for peace. Calls from girls Chocolate whirls Growing at a pace, MSN ICQ, Spots upon the face. The word is cool The frien..."

"Ladybird Ladybird, Try to be brave, While you were away, The kids had a rave. Written March 3rd, 2002 © on Mar 03 2002 02:31 AM PST   0 • 14"

"You must have crawled in late last night, I may have been asleep But I felt your soft caress`s As you went beneath the sheet. Those sweet and tender touches, I start to sigh and stir, Up and down my ..."

"Pussy Cat Pussy Cat Where have you been? While you were away, A mouse ate the Queen. Doctor Foster went to Gloucester Hoping it wouldn`t rain, But to his digust He started to rust So never went there..."