Citrus

"There is a little biscuit, Staring back at me, I told it not to worry. I`m cutting down you see. Its got a lovely chocolate coat, But I still refuse to try it, I can`t be giving in so soon, Its the f..."

"It`s a structure of great beauty, it`s remarked on every day, It`s probably the finest And has to lie a certain way It stands up every morning it`s more than just perfect it makes the others jealous ..."

"Dirty Pants, Ladish chants Dandruff and grease, Bitten nails Emails Anything for peace. Calls from girls Chocolate whirls Growing at a pace, MSN ICQ, Spots upon the face. The word is cool The frien..."

"Ladybird Ladybird, Try to be brave, While you were away, The kids had a rave. Written March 3rd, 2002 © on Mar 03 2002 02:31 AM PST   0 • 14"

"How do you get a fake Tan? it`s not as easy as they say I`ve tried the creams, the mousse, the gel I`ve even tried the spray The say you must exfoliate and moisturize with care then smooth it on and ..."

"You must have crawled in late last night, I may have been asleep But I felt your soft caress`s As you went beneath the sheet. Those sweet and tender touches, I start to sigh and stir, Up and down my ..."

"Pussy Cat Pussy Cat Where have you been? While you were away, A mouse ate the Queen. Doctor Foster went to Gloucester Hoping it wouldn`t rain, But to his digust He started to rust So never went there..."

"Old George loved the Essex Girls, from Suffolk he did be, He liked to watch them on the beach, at Clacton upon Sea. "What are you like boy" his mother asked, "These girls are not for you", A suffolk ..."

"I want to say yes But I have to say no I want to say stay But I have to say go I tell you don't call me But you know its a lie I tell you its over But I can`t say goodbye I say I don't love you But ..."

"I heard he doesnt really love her, And some say he has another, Oh, but I heard it was the wife who had herself a secret life. Ooo and do you know she dyes her hair? Well, at her age it would be rare...."

""What do you want for Christmas"? He asks me every year, "Oh just get me anything" I say, It`s up to you my dear But then again, I don't want rings and don't buy any clothes Oooo and please don't get..."

"When I look into the mirror Its not really me that I see, But a girl, so young and vibrant Such poise, a rare beauty Those full and rounded ruby lips Those big green sparkling eyes She`s got exactly ..."

"At seventeen and so in love to a man who`s twice her age, her friends are in an uproar her family in a rage. He told her it would be alright he said they couldn`t linger, the only way to seal their l..."

"Lunch with the P.M. Drinks with the Dean, Bed with the Prince, Then tea with the Queen.life can be so dull at times..... Written March 16th, 2002 © on Mar 16 2002 06:40 AM PST   0 • 7"

"We`re putting on a childrens play A nursery Rhymning twist But I`m feeling very anxious, As I have a dreadful lisp. With certain words you take your time And think before you say, Like Mice and Mouth..."

"Apparantly, I`m lucky, he chose me to make his tea, As only I will know the way, a nutricious meal should be Apparantly, I`m lucky, he needs me to tidy his room. As only I know how to clean and dust..."

"Take a pinch of a whole load of nonsence, Add a touch of the mystic and spice, Mix a handful of laughter and giggles with some caring and truthful advice. Now a spoonful of childish and silly a mind ..."

"There`s a pack, in a sack, at the back of the rack on a tack in the shack owned by Jack and its blackhad one of those days when I dont want to talk or do anything sensible. Written April 5th, 2002 © ..."

"Down at the dock I said to Jock, who was drinking some hock, please dont mock, but I think I`m in shock for in my sock I`ve  found a rock. So I gave it a knock but it bounced off the clock right into ..."