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"There is a little biscuit, Staring back at me, I told it not to worry. I`m cutting down you see. Its got a lovely chocolate coat, But I still refuse to try it, I can`t be giving in so soon, Its the f..."

"It`s a structure of great beauty, it`s remarked on every day, It`s probably the finest And has to lie a certain way It stands up every morning it`s more than just perfect it makes the others jealous ..."

"Dirty Pants, Ladish chants Dandruff and grease, Bitten nails Emails Anything for peace. Calls from girls Chocolate whirls Growing at a pace, MSN ICQ, Spots upon the face. The word is cool The frien..."

"Ladybird Ladybird, Try to be brave, While you were away, The kids had a rave. Written March 3rd, 2002 © on Mar 03 2002 02:31 AM PST   0 • 14"

"How do you get a fake Tan? it`s not as easy as they say I`ve tried the creams, the mousse, the gel I`ve even tried the spray The say you must exfoliate and moisturize with care then smooth it on and ..."

"Pussy Cat Pussy Cat Where have you been? While you were away, A mouse ate the Queen. Doctor Foster went to Gloucester Hoping it wouldn`t rain, But to his digust He started to rust So never went there..."