Lesson #1 On Dating
By DeeNekura
My friend Michelle went out on a FRIENDLY date with David. Now...David is just a guy she met who works at a comic book store. Not that that's a bad thing, but it just lets you know where my friends hang out. Anyway, after their nice day together, Michelle was dropping David back off at home when things got...wierd. Being the typical male (no offense) and Michelle being an attractive female, David got those...BAD thoughts. So looking at her, with the most serious expression he could muster, he said...of all things, 'I want to kiss you...But-- I'm afraid if I try anything I'll lose an eye, or a testicle.' And Michelle, with her great sense of humor just nodded in agreement, but made no comment. So with that, David left and the night was over. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lesson? -Guys...Always wear a cup on your first dates.True Story Written December 1st, 2001 © on Dec 01 2001 03:40 AM PST 0 • 14
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"My friend Michelle went out on a FRIENDLY date with David...."