Chocolate Alien

Members of the jury let me plead my case I have nothing to lie about Yes, I did break in their place I swear they have my alien hid A creature I really lust So I tried to sneak into their house but it's badly covered in dust I just wanted to see for myself I wanted to take a peek But this alien with only one eyeball Is the creature I must seek He is an alien with a dark eye And he has a funny looking nose He stands about 3 inches tall And he has about thirty toes I think my neighbors are holding him captive So I am trying to set him free Listen to me judge This alien belongs to me So members of the jury this is my final plea I just had to see for myself If my neighbors were tormenting me I know I may sound crazy But I know I'm fine and dandy I broke into my neighbors house Because they were stealing my chocolate alien candyChallenge Description: Okay, I want you to write a closing argument, like you were in front of a jury, make it about breaking into someones house because you thought that they had an alien hidden and you wanted to get it, make it rhyme and make it funny (20 points) It hasn't been judged yet, but i thought i would bring it over hahaha Written January 14th, 2002 © on Jan 14 2002 01:04 PM PST, Lee Gillilan   0 • 10