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Item Without Your Bag *Funny*

By Desdemona

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My friend she is so funny Funny in every way Her and I both decided... To take in a movie today We both paid for our tickets After walking through the door We went to buy some popcorn Some soda and some smores A cop then decided to stop us And my friend got really mad He told us we could take in our items But we couldn't take in our bags My friend got quiet embarrassed She didn't want to get caught Because we had been in Spencers Gift Store And sex toys she had bought They were for some wacky presents Not for my friend at all But can you believe this damn security They now have in these malls? My friend glared right into the cops eyes She was pissed off really bad She bellowed out in a deep voice Officer can I see YOUR ITEM without Your BAG?hahah true story but my friend didn't say it to the officer but she said it behind his back when we walked away. hahah thought would make a nice lil poem. LOL Written December 29th, 2001 © on Dec 29 2001 07:10 AM PST, Lee Gillilan   0 • 14

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