Sorry About Your Penis Sir ~Challenge Poem ~
By Desdemona
Dearest sir, my deepest sympathy Regarding the loss of your cock I still can't believe your crazy wife Would put on it, a Combination Lock You couldn't even imagine my concern When I heard your horrible news But, hearing your pain, is pain enough I wouldn't have liked to been in your shoes I heard you cheated on your wife And she didn't see that as to keen So, she placed a lock around your cock My God, that women is mean I read the lock fit extremely tight And the cops couldn't even find a key The bitch snapped the lock shut, and took right off I'm so glad that was you, not me! I heard the Paramedics tried to cut the lock off And accidentally cut it all They hacked way on your wiener And they cut both of your blue balls I guess now you have no member It's a shame what you went through But, I guess next time cheating on your partner Is something you rather not do So I am sending you my dearest sympathy and to tell you your one brave dude I can't even imagine now what you do When your feeling "that certain mood"This is a challenge poem about losing a penis. where it went, how , why etc.. Hope you enjoy it. Written March 18th, 2002 © on Mar 18 2002 01:41 PM PST, Lee Gillilan 0 • 14
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"Dearest sir, my deepest sympathy ..."