Taunting Lesbians *Funny*

~~~ All the girls at the party look at that body shaking that thing like you never did see ~~~~ Music intertwined with disco lights Bouncing off my flexible body As I dance around the floor to my favorite song People are staring and drunk It's almost midnight My friend goes to get a drink at the bar I dance in the corner by myself This other girl long hair Very tall Smiles at me Moving opposite of my body I glare up to look for my friend But she is nowhere in sight Keeping my rhythm I dance I dance hard and smooth I realize I am surrounded by a lesbian shower Everywhere I look lesbians around me Smiling at me Looking me up and down Licking their lips like I am some form of meat I scream in my head for help But they devour me with each glare They work their way closer to me Grinding each others rears Body sandwiches of feminist Tits and more tits bouncing Towards me Taunting me Come here they are saying without a word Nowhere to move but STRAIGHT I am getting hot from my heavy dance moves I unbutton one button of my shirt Then another and another Revealing my black sports bra They stare even harder I taunt them with my abs of steel My black Levi's tight to show my curvy ass I smile back at them They are all drooling now They can't stop They offer me drinks They offer me phone numbers They offer me a trip to the bathroom Yes I am straight Yes you think I am one of you But I am not I am just doing this to TAUNT YOU, YOU FOOLS!!! Just at the moment I can't take no more A slow song comes on and interrupts I grab my best friend And run straight out the door! I LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO MY CAR. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHtrue story LOL Written November 25th, 2001 © on Nov 25 2001 12:54 PM PST, Lee Gillilan   18 • 0 • 16