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The One Armed Walmart Greeter

By Desdemona

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

Today I met a Walmart greeter named Gus He had only one arm and cussed The button on his vest said "ask me where it's at?" So, I pointed at his missing arm and did just that. He said "Keep YOUR DAMN ARMS inside the window of the bus!"this is a limerick challenge.. Had to be funny.. Go figure. hahahha Written February 11th, 2002 © on Feb 11 2002 02:41 PM PST, Lee Gillilan   0 • 14

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