To Be A Man For A Day!

Today only I am living my life as a man You can address me as The Big Dapper Dan I will sit in my underwear and watch some football And hang up on women, when they try to give me a call I will go to a bar and cuss like a sailor I'll take home the first woman I see, and probably nail her I am going to have a beer or maybe a dozen At least until I feel my head is a buzzin I will try to use lines to pick up some chicks I will walk around naked and show girls my big dick I will be really rude and burp really loud I will puff out my chest and walk like I'm proud I will walk around the house and scratch both my balls Stay out very late, and break a few laws I will rev up my truck and make lots of noise I will go out mud running during the day and drinking at night with the boyz I will take out my cock and swing it around I will find the girls G-spot that can never be found If it's winter time I will go piss my name in the snow I will show everyone how creative I was, when I really had to go I will whine like a little baby, if I happen to get sick Then I'll tell you I will feel better, if you just suck my dick I will ask people to pull my finger, so I can let a big fart And show everyone math equations, to prove I am smart I will tear up the house and leave my woman to blame I will watch porn and masturbate, because I bare no shame I will leave my clothes all over the freakin place And tell all the girls "Hey I am needing my space!" This is what I will be doing for one entire day Hey it could be worse, I could have wished to be gay!Btw I love gay men.. *DROOLS* hahaha a challenge for slekky.. write a poem as you being a man for a day .. hahahah Written February 15th, 2002 © on Feb 15 2002 01:42 PM PST, Lee Gillilan   0 • 14