That Lake

"My cat committed suicideI found her where she up and diedHer once proud body, stretch and strideNo longer will this plane resideA homemade gallows, well constructedFilled the hall as I conductedTests ..."

"What if you had everything? Each shiny bauble as seen on tv? Your car, a screaming blur of chrome and wing. Your clothes cut sharp, they fit you perfectly. A wife of shocking beauty, charm and grace,..."

"For savages, gods permeate the world. They are the wind, the moon, the stars, the sun. When gentle dawn reveals the earth unfurled, Its beauty and divinity are one. But folly is this all to modern ma..."

"(I don't like to give toasts so I usually give limericks instead. Here are 10, mostly from weddings. -EdF) Here’s to the bride and the groom, May their love like a spring garden bloom. Now I’ll finis..."