Jack and Jill… forever after

"Who left that pong in the fridge? Last week’s socks. The ones you wore for the marathon. Look at them now – All streaked with green. Never saw anything so ugly In my life. What?  It’s Gorgonzola! Sud..."

"I'll never be eighteen again, I'll never get the chance To get up on an empty stage And dance a carefree dance. I'd love to be eighteen again With the knowledge of my years, But can you have the know..."

"Why does a baby cry As he enters the great unknown, Joins that magical game called life? Is it the pain of parting From the loving womb That’s been his home And only friend? Or does he sense what’s in..."

"She’s sitting pretty In a crowded place. Keep your distance, Don’t invade her space. Tired old lady Stay out of her way – It’s standing room only! She’s sitting pretty TODAY. Written March 11th, 2002 ..."

"Mary had a little nonsense, She turned it into verse, She showed it to a friend Who'd seen a whole lot worse, So Mary put it on the Net For all the world to see, Now she's telling all her friends What..."

"We’ve never had a fight Or exchanged one cross word, To me that really seems… Quite absurd! Written March 19th, 2002 © on Mar 19 2002 04:39 AM PST   0 • 14"