The Tale of the Panty Thief

Damn that panty thief he stole my panties again he took them from the clothes line and put them on his ass. Then he stole my bra and wore that too. I tried calling the police but that was no use they told me to wear boxers so that he wouldn't be so interested in them. I slammed the phone down and wired the clothes line with electric volts and made sure that barbed wire was wrapped around it tightly. "I'll get that panty thief!!" I yelled to the sky and people from all around heard my scream and they stared and stared until the sun came up as I sat at the window waiting for that panty man to come and try to steal from me cause I'd get him good and he would not steal my damn underwear ever again. It was too late the damn man came again and stole my lacey red thongs. I screamed again and he stopped and smiled as he looked up at my palce by the window. "thank ya maam I am so happy to have these!" the ugly old man said smiling showing his black gums and yellow teeth. I threw my flower pot down and hit him on the head. he just lay there still and quiet. "Oh shit! I killed him." Those were my last words as the locked me away in a padded room that was round and had no door. I tell this tale to everyone that comes into this place. And now I tell you "I am not insane! Let me out!"This actually happened but I did not find the guy who stole my panties I think it was best friends brother!!! Written April 15th, 2002 © on Apr 15 2002 09:01 AM PST   0 • 14