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Blind date from hell (challenge)

By kaz4sim

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My hearts beating fastI’m in a real stateThis is the first timeI’ve met a blind dateWill he be handsome?Witty and fun?Will I laugh at his jokesI hope I don’t look glumMy outfits immaculateMy hairs all in placeThere’s no trace of fearOn this made up faceI arrive at the placeA few minutes lateWell don’t want to seem keenOn my first blind dateHe looks quite alrightNot handsome but fairA freckle filled faceWith soft golden hairHe smiles and approachesAnd we sit on the benchI try to discoverThat foul awesome stenchThen with horror I realiseIt’s him that I smellMy first blind dateHas come straight from hellI cannot be meanAnd tell him he stinksJeez.. where are my mannersAnd what would he thinkSo I come up with a planSo sort out this mess“come shopping with me”I say with duressWe spend a few hours In the perfumery storeWhere his stench goes unnoticedAnd I can head for the door Written November 26th, 2001 © on Nov 25 2001 10:12 PM PST   0 • 14

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"My hearts beating fastI’m in a real stateThis is the first timeI’ve met a blind dateWill he be handsome?Witty and fun?Will I laugh at his jokesI hope I don’t look glumMy outfits immaculateMy hairs all in placeThere’s no trace of fearOn this made up faceI arrive at the placeA few minutes lateWell don’t want to seem keenOn my first blind dateHe looks quite alrightNot handsome but fairA freckle filled faceWith soft golden hairHe smiles and approachesAnd we sit on the benchI try to discoverThat foul awesome stenchThen with horror I realiseIt’s him that I smellMy first blind dateHas come straight from hellI cannot be meanAnd tell him he stinksJeez.. where are my mannersAnd what would he thinkSo I come up with a planSo sort out this mess“come shopping with me”I say with duressWe spend a few hours In the perfumery storeWhere his stench goes unnoticedAnd I can head for the door..."

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