A Parody: I Hate Mike (More class boredom)
By LadyLeBlanc
I hate Mike Mike hates me Mike and I never fully agree Mike is mean Mike is dumb I want to gouge out his eyes with my thumb I like whining about Mike and why not? Killing him would be a pleasure that I deny not! (Musical interlude) I hate Eb He's a *BEEP* He reminds me of the wicked old witch Kill them both Slice, slice, squish Feed their bodies to a giant fish! Where's there's Mike and Eb There is torture and strife Why? Why?! Because they ruin my life!!**IMPORTANT** This song is NOT about any Mike or Eb that is on this poetry site!!!! If your name is Mike, or Eb, and you are reading this, the song is NOT about you, ok? This is a parody of the "I Like Life" song from Scrooge. Mike is the directing a play that a friend of mine is in. He's really annoying everyone, so she started singing the first stanza, and then we both took it from there. Eb is the old guy that plays the piano and yells at everybody. This is not a serious poem, so son't take it seriously. It's supposed to be funny!! So, enjoy! Kinda I guess.... Written March 18th, 2002 © on Mar 18 2002 09:34 AM PST, Kaleigh Naylor 10 • 0 • 14
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