Blue Jean Rant (Some women may not see the humour)

********************************************************** This is meant as a humour piece and not aimed at all women. To quote Nell in her disclaimer on "Men" :   "I hope that i DON"T OFFEND anyone,sorry if it does!" I couldn't say it better. ********************************************************** What IS going on with women these days? They want to be taken seriously, looked on for their mind...not their body, but they are a bunch of sheep! slaves to fashion, I guess... Look at those jeans!! LOOK AT THEM! God...if they were any lower I would see lips! And they want to be viewed seriously? not as sex objects...yeah right!... and these aren’t just 15-17 year old Britney Spear wanna’ be’s... these are fully growed wimin’...damn! Who, if you stared, would rant on you for being a sicko...but why DO they dress like that...we used to call it trollin' in my day...well if you cast out your line you got to expect some bottom fish...haha hard not to stare though with this literal...in-your-face-attack. Low at the front...low at the back, Hell! I haven’t seen more butt cracks since that fat plumber was over! Now, don’t get me wrong... I appreciate the female form, that soft curve of the abdomen from the navel on down...lovely...soft, on most anyway...fit ones that is... Let’s face it girls... when the fat rolls over the jeans there is only one word that applies to men as well as women, Gut!!! it is a GUT... On men it could be a “Beer GUT” on women...I don’t know... but it is a gut nonetheless. It looks as sexy to men as a beer gut looks to women eeeehhhwwuuu...send chills up and down the spine...doncha’ know! So there I was, sitting on a subway seat, minding my own business thinking about work, when suddenly, the masses part as Moses did the Red Sea and this navel with ring appears before my eyes.... Good thing it was silver and not brass..never had a chance at reaching that brass ring yet...hehehe Hell, I ain’t seen a show this close since I went to the bar with the guys last month! Swaying back and forth with the motion of the train... I mean, right at eye level...Damn! Was all I could do to keep me from reaching into my wallet, grabbing a five spot and stuffing it down below that ring....hahaha Yes...definately one of those women that want to be taken seriously...you know...for their mind! Hey BUDDY!!...quit pushin’.. no crowding on this train.... Spoils the view... {wink} (c)  Lynxear     Aug/2001 Written August 1st, 2001 © on Jan 02 2002 03:28 PM PST   0 • 14 • 10