On-Line Romance! (Humor)

"Hungry little critters abound in my back yard, munching on the bird seed and bread that's gotten hard. The blue jays and the cardinals, the robins and the doves, the sparrows and the chickadees are b..."

"She's pretty as a picture, although she's only ten, the first day that I saw her, I knew I'd found a friend. She comes from a poor family, I met her at their farm. When she smiled and spoke to m..."

"I loved to dance the polka, Twirling round and round, When my mother spun me really fast, My feet would leave the ground. Then, when a special man said, "May I have this dance?" Listening to a lovely..."

"We don't go anywhere so we never have to share each other with the world. Sure, we feel lonely living this way, but at least we can say we have each other. We're addicted to each other, that's the p..."

"Not taking any chances With this fragile heart today, I still feel the pain Of what happened yesterday. He said, "You know I love you, But I have to go away. I need to spend some time alone, P..."

"I dream about the past and how good things used to be I dream about the fun-filled days and nights of ecstasy I dream about the time I told you, you were my best friend I dream about the love we s..."