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Why Are The Clowns Wearing Frowns?

By Maureen

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

The clowns just came to town, but they're feeling so run down! Ever since they've been on Viagra, their joy juice flows like Niagara! As soon as their secret was known, the girls wouldn't leave them alone! Though those pricks are making them sore, the girls keep shouting, "More! More!" At first it was lots of fun, but the clowns are now on the run. Why are the clowns wearing frowns? CAUSE THEIR WOODIES WON'T GO DOWN!!! Written December 15th, 2001 © on Dec 15 2001 10:33 AM PST, Maureen Halasovski    0 • 14

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