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FLASHER

By pilo

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I Felt Like A Raving Pervert When BIG JOHNNY Came Out To Play.. Co's Deep Inside My Trousers He Usually Likes To Stay.. OK! So I've Been Drinking But That's Really No Excuse.. For BIG JOHNNY To Be Hanging Out Like The Neck Of A Strangled Goose. The W.P.C was Sympathetic As She Listened To My Pleas... Then Suddenly I Realize She's Dropping To Her Knees.. HOLD IT..! IT'S OBVIOUS..! I've Been Dreaming All This Time.. Any CHOPPER That BIG Couldn't Possibly Be Mine. My Willie's Nicknamed TINY And Before You Ask Me Why.. It's The Only One I Know You Can't See With The Naked Eye.. SO.. All This Talk Of FLASHING Is Really Out Of Line... WHO THE HELL GOES FLASHING WITH A WILLIE THE SIZE OF MINE!!! Written October 11th, 2001 © on Nov 06 2001 02:07 AM PST   0 • 14

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