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By pilo

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This must be a nightmare it can't be happening to me I'm lying on this table as naked as can be..! I see nurses gathered 'round me there are doctors here as well.. it's then I feel a stabbing pain OH NO..! MY NUTS begin to swell!! As tears come rolling down my face it all comes flooding back... 'YOU MUST HAVE THE SNIP MY LOVE OR NO MORE NOOKIE IN THE SACK.' A high pitched scream fills the air and I'm looking 'round to see.. But you can guess the answer The screams are coming loud from me! If you need proof I love you I'll tell you loud and clear just give me all my clothes back AND GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! Written September 26th, 2001 © on Nov 06 2001 02:39 AM PST   0 • 14

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