CrAzY aS mE

Sometimes I sit and just turn on the music As I let myself drift away into another place Where I can no longer control my sanity... And so my journey goes.. A big green baboon yells at you from a tree Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? A giant pink elephant on the trapeze Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? The grandest flea circus minus the fleas Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? A grand five course meal, the only food peas Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? Take a shit in a toilet, then while flushing yell "FLY FREE!" Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? Wait till the ride stops, then yell out "WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? Dub your best friend Monkey Chow Chow (MCC) Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? Pick up a penny, then shriek loudly with glee Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? Invite people to a party, under subject write "fighting with cheese" Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? Run into a wall, wake up next to a tree Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? In a crowd of people, pick something up, throw it, then flee Wouldn't you like to be as crazy as me? For a birthday present give someone copies of their own keys Maybe you wouldn't want to be as crazy as: Big Small Short Tall Boring Fun Lil' old meNot expecting high ratings on this one. Trying to write something with humor in it. Dunno... half of this stuff is true... actually more than half. Yes, my best friend's nickname is Monkey Chow Chow... or MCC for short. And yes I did come up with that name. Dunno... hope u find it at least a lil funny... i tried Written February 8th, 2002 © on Feb 08 2002 12:16 AM PST   0 • 14