Casting Call
By Starburst
This poem is about the casting of the Lord of the Rings movie Calling all those Who wish to play Elves, wizards, and hobbits Come who may Here comes theold guy Who's fading away McKellen we'll take you Even though you're gay Hobbit tryouts Are next in line Here we'll be careful And take our time Huh!A videotape Sent in for the lead This guy's hilarious He's just what we need Frodo's sidekick Who'll be Sam? Hey, Sean's short He's just the man! Now for the Brandybuck Who's second to last Dominic'll add A nice face to the cast Fool of a Took! Who'll fit Pippin's feet?? I think we'll take Billy Cuz his accent is neat Now onto the Elves Oldest of all They must fit the part And they gotta be tall "Mr.Anderson" Hey lose the suit You can play Elrond Just please don't shoot Queen of the Elves With freaky eyes Cate you're only here Because of the guys Daughter of Elrond Arwen's up now Fine Live! Have the part! Don't have a cow! Last is Legolas Who's got a great shot Orlando's got the part Cuz he's talented and hot The only dwarf in the movie Gimli is here John take the role Though your height's nowhere near Borimir and Aragorn One lives and one dies Viggo and Bean The casting guy sighs And so ends the casting Time to leave Oh great. Now some fangirls Have us under siege Written March 12th, 2002 © on Mar 12 2002 06:44 AM PST 10 • 0 • 14
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